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The Questions:
- Are
you for real?
- Why
Elvis?
- Do
you think that Elvis is alive?
- Don't
you know that Elvis is dead?
- Where
is Elvis?
- Is
Elvis Underground?
- Why
is Elvis waging peace in the Underground?
- Why
did you create this place?
- What
does Elvis UNDERGROUND: The Church! do?
- Are
you Elvis fans?
- Do
you worship and serve Elvis?
- Do
you get together and sing Elvis songs?
- Do
you have a building, like other churches?
- How
many members do you have?
- How
many people are in the church?
The Answers
Q:
Are you for real?
A: What is reality?
Q:
Why Elvis?
A: Why not you?
Q:
Do you think that Elvis is alive?
A: Did you seek out this place? What do you think?
Q:
Don't you know that Elvis is dead?
A: Who among us is truly alive?
Q:
Where is Elvis?
A: Where is Elvis not?
Q:
Is Elvis Underground?
A: Where else would the numero uno zen commando of the universe
wage peace?
Q:
Why is Elvis waging peace in the Underground?
A: Why are you not?
Q:
Why did you create this place?
A: Why did you seek this place out?
Q:
What does Elvis UNDERGROUND: The Church! do?
A: What would you like your church to do?
Q:
Are you Elvis fans?
A: What do you think we ought to be?
Q:
Do you worship and serve Elvis?
A: Whom, and what, do you worship and serve?
Q:
Do you get together and sing Elvis songs?
A: How does one go about "getting together?"
Q:
Do you have a building, like other churches?
A: To what extent do you feel that we should be like other churches?
Q:
How many members do you have?
A: Do you have more than two arms and legs, with more than five
digits on each appendage, in addition to having either a clitoris
or a penis?
Q:
How many people are in the church?
A: Including you?
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